Annika Cox has a blunt truth: she’s excellent at making people scream. She’s the queen of frights at Ashfield’s haunted attraction, an underpaid “scare actor” who can sell a heart attack for ten bucks and a shrug for breakfast. When a reserved, impossibly composed investor starts returning to her haunted house—laughing where others terrified—Annika assumes he’s the kind of weirdo who laughs at funerals. Hans Serra is an award-winning portfolio manager with a terrifying problem: half his senses and most of his feelings are blunted by a neurological collapse. Laughter used to find him on its own. Now he pays people to try. The favor is brutal and weird: Hans wants Annika to show him how to feel, for money. Annika wants a decent paycheck and maybe payback on a world that keeps laughing at her. They barter. They bribe. They travel to food stands, suburban festivals, seaside cliffs, and a thousand small ordinary things that—strangely—begin to work. Scare Me, Make Me Smile is a road-trip, small-town (and small-heart) romance about two stubborn people refusing to be what the world expects. It’s about a woman who scares for a living and a man who forgot how to laugh—and the mess in between. Pack light. Bring snacks. Start with a scream and end with a sunrise.
